Duke of Douschebagery 

The Duke is a guy who is the biggest dousche bag in the world and walks around being a dousche bag to everyone.

Hey here comes the Duke of Douschebagery.

Duke of Douschebagery by zb12 April 30, 2006

douchebag

1. One who wears shuttershades.
2. One who pops his/her collar.
3. A male who rides a pink moped.

1. Mike: "Why is he wearing shutter shades indoors?"

Brian: "I don't know! He's a douchebag."

Mike: "Let's go kick his ass."

2. Mike: "There's a girl here who has a popped collar. Can I slap her?"

Brian: "For the love of God and all things anti-douchebag; YES!"

3. Mike: "How cool do you think that guy that drives the pink moped thinks he is?"

Brian: "Probably 10% cool and 90% douchebag."

douchebag by r4zpu71n July 15, 2009

douchebag

An individual that thinks highly of themselves and wears clothing such as Ed Hardy, Tap Out, Affliction, ripped jeans, flip flops, and anything in that Genre.

That douchebag needs to get a shirt that actually fits.

douchebag by SJcuz December 29, 2009

Douchebag

Criss Angel.

Criss Angel is a douchebag.

Douchebag by CSB84 August 1, 2010

Douchebag

If you are reading this you are a DOUCHEBAG

(Your Name) is a douchebag.

Douchebag by Frank Palace November 23, 2011

Douchebag

1. An individual one doesn't feel guilty hating.
2. The close cousin of the total asshole.
3. Dominick Dinapoli

Wow, Dominick is a douchebag

Douchebag by Hunter Pitkin August 11, 2008

Doucebag 

1.) v. a perjorative term in slang that is similar to the word asshole, but is arguably a little less harsh. Most commonly used by Generation X and later generations (Generation Y/Echo Boom is especially prone to using this word like common verbal etiquette), to denote such people without calling them out and out asshole's, cocksucker's, or cunt's.

See asshole.

2.) A device that is used to administer a douce, most commonly used by women to irrigate and rinse the vagina.

1.) "Today, my teacher yelled at me before the entire class today, then when I tried to argue back, he made me get up before the class, pantsed me, and then grabbed me and beat me with a ruler."

"Really? What a fuckin' doucebag, you should sue him!!!"

2.) Kelly lent Linda her douce that came with a doucebag to hold the fluid for the douce.

Doucebag by The White Phantom July 8, 2011