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Real ass Vlla

An individual of non-albanian descent who has a positive influence upon his friends and relatives and someone who doesn’t hesitate to help you.
Wow look at yannick he really is a real ass vlla BG unlike malik the fake Vlla.
by Malikkindafinethoughnohomo March 18, 2021
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real ass mf

A mf that drives a green grandma vehicle and occasionally runs into burning buildings to save puppies
That mf maple is one real ass mf, I saw her run into a burning building and come out with 3 puppies in her arms, and one was pregnant!"
by Yourgrandmasfavorite November 5, 2022
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Real Event OCD

A term used to describe the feeling one gets when they are extremely guilty about something bad they did. This person will go out of their way to avoid any scenario relating to the consequences of this mistake, which oftentimes takes up a lot of mental energy and belittles the persons humanity.
Steve: OMG I can’t stop thinking about the time I called Sally ugly in middle school. I feel so bad.... I should ask my parents if we can move to another state!
John: It sounds to me like you’re experiencing Real Event OCD. There’s no need to take precautions over a “what if” scenario. If you feel so bad, apologize! She will understand.
by SheeshImFast May 2, 2021
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Real ass nigga

A nigga in which you can trust to be by yo side no matta what the crime is
I robbed a gas station and almost got caught by the cops but donqavias is a real ass nigga and picked me up to get away.
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Real Winky Hours

That time of night (historically past midnight) when the mind starts to stray, often resulting in much more suggestive messaging between two individuals. Said messages will often end with a "winky face".
I'm starting to feel a tingle, we must be approaching Real Winky Hours babe
by thomaspott3r December 27, 2019
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Looking for real estate

... in the bathroom department. When your dog starts sniffing around your furniture looking for the perfect location to take a piss.
I decided it was time for Ripley's afternoon walk when I spotted him looking for real estate.
by BadRipley September 4, 2011
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