Wank Off

To beat the fuck out of your dick.

Be right back, I've just gotta Wank Off before I begin.

by DoctorEbola December 2, 2018

bro wank

When 2 friends get today and watch porn and wank

Wanna have a bro wank

by Sexy wanker September 12, 2017

Wank-Fu

The ancient mystical art of turning any nerd, ginger tosspot, or simpering twat into a killing machine simply by watching Steven Seagal movies on repeat.

Hey, Gavin I just watched Under Siege five times and now I'm cooking up some painful payback on my asshole big brother, I'm gonna go full Wank-Fu on his ass.

by MrAubergine March 19, 2014

Phone wanking

Wiggling your phone to record extra steps on a step app

I was phone wanking to get all 10000 steps for the day

by Coll24 January 10, 2017

spank and wank

While getting wanked off, the wankee slaps the wanker's ass cheek until it leaves a mark.

"Did you hear? Tim gave Chey the ol' spank and wank the other day."

by Donkey-ho-tey September 20, 2017

Ghost Wank

Verb: When one pretends to jerk-off with their less dominant hand in an effort to 'work out' both sides of the body and gain strength in the less dominant side.

Just ghost wanked for 20 mins after session last night. :P

Ghost wanking is now part of my work out routine.

by Merulone August 20, 2021

wank tribute

Making a video wanking (masturbating) over a ladies photo without cumming.

I made a wank tribute over her photo last night

by The Plumber Jezza J March 3, 2019