your face

a turd

your face is ugly

by killerkid123 October 21, 2019

Your mum

A fat shit that makes the family dog lick peanut butter off of her

Situation: Two roadman talking to eachother

The son: "Bruuuuuuv, the new teacher reminds me of someone... shes Peng you know"
Friend: "Shes not that hot shes actually bare ugly innit"
The son: "Shut up blud that's my future girl you're talkin about"
Friend: "Nah you shut up you Dunno what you're talkin 'bout innit"
The son: "Shut up before I smack you to that corner shop run by my G Raheem's dad yeah, I'll blow up your house like I did with Bilaals house .they didn't even have insurance I hope you do"

(Pause)

Friend: "Your mum"

(Son instantly dies)

by FATTESTCHODE August 19, 2019

Your mom

A fat person who absolutely hates you

Your mom is so far that she's bigger than jupiter and she hates you like the devil

by Fe4R Me March 20, 2021

Your mom

A nice lady.

Your mom just made us cookies!

That's not what your mom said last night!

by MrRobo00 October 8, 2014

Your Mom

An insult or joke to a person.

GUY : What did you do in the weekend Tom?
Tom : I did your mom.

Guy : What's your favorite food?
Tom : Your mom.

Guy : I heard you had a sleepover, who was their?
Tom : Your mom.

Guy : Jesus Tom, pull it out!
Tom : Ha, that's not what you're mom said last night.

by YourMomIsMineBitch! February 27, 2017

your mom

A comeback people use today.

What are you doing?
Your mom
At least I have one
Oh, I know
how
I see her...

in the morning when you come to school

by huggabel October 25, 2016

Your Mom

Probably a nice lady in real life, but used as the butt of jokes for whenever the opportunity comes up, and sometimes when an immature person who doesn't know how to use a "Your Mom" joke just feels like it.

Dad: Who called?
Me: Your mom.

by mister83e February 4, 2015