Your pissing me off

YOUR PISSING ME OFF LIKE BRUH WHEN I SAY THAT, IT SHOULNT OFFEND YOU AMY, YOU KNOW IM IN A MOOD AND U KEEP PUSHING ME TO MY LIMITS!!! LIKE WHEN I SAY IT HOW COME IT OFFENS YOU WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN OFFENDING ME LIKE BURH, have a good day <33333

me: Your pissing me off.
person: wow thanks

by Athiebear October 4, 2020

whatever flips your switch

This basically means whatever turns you on but it is a more subtle and polite way to say it

Bobby: hey have you seen human shrek 😩 so segsy
Bobette: I mean I don’t think so but whatever flips your switch ig

by Dumdum_mcbumbum May 8, 2021

Slap your cousin day

Just slap your cousin

Arina: hey pavel
Pavel: yes?

Arina: *slaps*
Pavel: ow

Arina: happy slap your cousin day

by Your_weird September 7, 2021

With a gun to your head

The state of being able to quickly remember something.

“Who was your favorite middle school teacher?” - Ellen

“I honestly don’t know. It’s been years since I was in middle school.” - Kurt

“I’m sure you’ve had a lot of teachers in middle school whom you couldn’t name with a gun to your head.” - Ellen

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

roll your dice

when there are six chicks and six dudes available at a party and only one of the chicks is fizzine as hell, and you take a shot

Dude, you got as good a chance as any to hit that, best roll your dice; look out for the cock-blockers.

by J-man November 24, 2003

When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*

Hey Elliott

Hey Elliott did you here “ When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*”?

“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”

by Jdnshxhsjznznz December 28, 2019

Your Thanks

A way of saying you're welcome or no problem in response to thank you.

"Thank you for doing this for me, I couldn't have done it without you."

"Your thanks, it was my pleasure."

by Doctor Jacklyn September 30, 2018