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Your dad

He went to buy milk 5 years ago and hasn't come back yet.
Bro, he left like your dad!
by CozThe February 5, 2022
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Clean your nose

A person is insinuating committing a homicide
Chad” I’m going to you your money man I swear

Danny “ f*ck that I’m about to clean your nose”
by Mack daddy myles April 19, 2021
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Everybody Knows Your Name

Making your way in the world today
Takes everything you've got
Taking a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like to get away?
All those nights when you've got no lights
The check is in the mail
And your little angel
Hung the cat up by it's tail
And your third fiance didn't show
Sometimes you wanna go
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna be where you can see (ah-ah)
Our troubles are all the same (ah-ah)
You wanna be where everybody knows your name
Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead
The morning's looking bright (the morning's looking bright)
And your shrink ran off to Europe
And didn't even write
And your husband wants to be a girl
Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna go where people know
People are all the same
You wanna go where everybody knows your name
Where everybody knows your name (where everybody knows your name)
And they're always glad you came
Where everybody knows your name (where everybody knows your name)
And they're always glad you came
Where everybody knows your name (where everybody knows your name)
And they're always glad you came
Where everybody knows your name (where everybody knows your name)
by WorseThanHitler November 15, 2020
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NATIONAL KISS YOUR FRIENDS DAY.

Let me kiss you bro, it's kiss your friend day.
NATIONAL KISS YOUR FRIENDS DAY.
by Anonymous04846 March 18, 2021
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Your mom

Your mom is a joke that everyone on earth says. Your mom is the stupidest but the best joke in existence
Jeff:knock knock
Joe:whos there
Jeff:your
Joe:your who
Jeff:your mom
by anonymous October 31, 2021
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you won't believe your eyes

Part of the song: FireFiles by Owl City
by marcus notch October 3, 2017
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Today is the day to bend your girlfriend over and rail her in the ass!

February 20th is labeled the best day.
Man fuck your girlfriends ass day is the best day ever you can fuck it no matter what since it’s that day
by Duderruder February 20, 2025
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