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It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
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Day you cool

In brazilian portuguese, day you cool have sound like " gave it up my hole "
and the translation just means " gave it up my ass "
Speak in english eu" Day you cool ", seu trouxa
by Mestre kafka May 20, 2023
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that don't mean you ate

It does not mean you are all that or it does not mean you bib good or you are better than others
.
pov: I'm better than you other that don't mean you ate
by Naomi girl by February 10, 2023
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“Are you French?”

When someone says we (like wi wi in French) when they are not part of the current situation so you reply saying “are you French?”
“Are you French?” Meaning you are not involved with the situation

Bryan-Yo can we go get some food?

Marcus-Are you French, you are not coming with me.
by Appletree327 December 29, 2024
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you source

by liasusryepn2401 November 21, 2017
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I Love You but Fuck You

A feeling that comes to fruition after being involved in a relationship that holds you up or mistreats you in one way or another.

Be it toxic behavior, mismatching personalities, or for another example, someone might say "I love you but fuck you" if they feel deeply attached to their partner but are frustrated by a repeating pattern of broken promises or actions that hurt the relationship.
Man, I don't even know what I want anymore. I just want her to be happy.

Sometimes, I just wanna say .. "I Love You but Fuck You".
by DeltaKT January 4, 2024
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When you F up

When one does something really bad they will regret later (unless they have no conscience at all).
I knew a guy who planned a school shooting cuz he got upset over a rumor of him and a girl. Turns out he was joking though he got a felon and it was all over the news. That guy is an example of When you F up.
by happyatcommonsense February 24, 2019
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