This boy doesn't know shit about football mate

When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football

Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"

by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018

Shizz (Shit Rizz)

When a man is both corny and confident enough to be funny and also flattering at the same time.

I got that shizz (shit rizz)

by DudeWhyBRUH April 15, 2024

same shit different toilet

when two things are similar but not the same

“what was that movie called again? space wars?
“oh star wars?”
“yea same shit different toilet”

by c_lato February 8, 2023

Put that shit on

(PTSO)
1. When your outfit is drippy
2. When you have good rizz
3. When your dick game is fire / you can fuck good

1. “Your fit is heat, you really put that shit on today”
2. “I’m tryna get with that girl, im gonna put that shit on”
3. “We was in the car, piped so good cause i can put that shit on”

by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023

shit coat

Caused by splash-back from diarrhea or loose bowel movements or inferior wiping by the male of the species.

Causes a coating of the underside of the balls with shit.

Tim: What's with Mike. Tina won't give him head anymore and he's cranky.

Bill: Well I heard he has a shit coat and she gags and pukes whenever she goes down on him from the smell of ass.

by PrinceGumby March 15, 2011

Hot Girl Shit

Drinking water, setting healthy goals and boundaries and making sure you're well rested

Damn she can't come out tonight she's on that hot girl shit

by Dudefromaplace September 19, 2022

shit flame

A "shit flame" is a term to describe a person who causes unaltered distress in someone. Commonly used by Mr.Lahey of Trailer Park Boys.

2. Also Know as "Shit fire"

Jim Lahey: Ricky grew up as a little Shit spark from the ol' "shit flame" and then he turned into a shit bonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shit fire storm.

by StonedShitrat January 27, 2016