Mexican wall

any promise made by someone that’s unnecessary and ridiculous, and would only be embraced by idiots

Ex. 1
Bert: “Did you hear that guitarist in the band last night announce that he was going to buy everyone in the world a new guitar?! Isn’t that awesome?!”

Tony: “Dude, that was totally a Mexican Wall. Don’t be an idiot.”

Ex. 2

Sarah: “If elected, I promise to build a shiny new space dome around the world to protect us from aliens!”

Pete: “Wow. There goes Sarah’s chance at being taken seriously. Only a moron wold believe that Mexican Wall.”

Mexican wall by Dark link November 3, 2017

White Wall

Wall Township, New Jersey ;

a town named Wall Township, more known as its nickname, "White Wall" because 99% of the population of the town is white and racist.

"Did you know that they are building a new Starbucks in Wall?"
"White Wall?"
"Yeah!"

White Wall by khade November 11, 2017

Lolz to the wall 

A rare occurrence when something you heard was so funny that the electrons in your testicles speed up and collide at an unreasonable speed, resulting in a magnetic force. This force causes you to fly in a thrusting motion towards the nearest metallic object.

A: Now that I eat quail, I'll probably never see jail.

B: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHah thats LoLz to the wall funny!

Lolz to the wall by Twankles September 29, 2009

Play The Wall 

When you don't get any play at a party and your left standing on the side alone.

- "Hey man did you get any dances at the party last night?"
- "No man, I had to play the wall the entire night."

Play The Wall by RO16 May 5, 2015

Zip lining in North Wales 

Zip lining in North Wales is a slang term for a gay facial gangbang and rimjob with a group of friends and strangers, where one participant is tied up, and the other participants take it in turns to slide into his mouth, until they ejaculate, and then they move onto the bum hole for finishing. .ie at the bottom of the Zip Lining.

Dave was looking forward to a weekend of Zip Lining in North Wales, but his jaw wasn't!

Zip lining in North Wales by SquirrelRegis December 7, 2016

ewen clarke wallace 

gay as fuck

ehh the is a ewen clarke wallace

ewen clarke wallace by ewen is gay February 13, 2018

National fuck everything that walks day 

On the day of April 12th, it's National fuck everything that walks day. Taken or not, be prepared to be fucked or get fucking.

"Alright class, today is National fuck everything that walks day, time to do your laps".

National fuck everything that walks day by VaskoKnows May 25, 2018