chintzy jew

someone who is very cheap, like a jew

Man, my job is worse then a chintzy jew. They didn't even pay me for my overtime work.

by lcbears October 23, 2008

Jew up

Verb The act of an allegedly slighted individual retaining a high priced consortium of attorneys.

"Why you step on my Bapes, bitch? I mo Jew up and sue yo ass!"

by ThrillKill September 24, 2009

Jew-Unit

The term used to describe a gang of perdomitiley young jewish males that cultivate their jewish herritage as being a selecetive group of superior beings.

"Dude did you hear about Jacob, after his Barmitzvah he joined the Jew-Unit"

by ryan ryan May 1, 2007

flip a jew

to freak out, about the same as acting a fool

Don't flip a jew, dad. My girlfriend's not really pregnant. I just sayin' that to fuck with yea

by Rob February 26, 2004

jew boo

jewish girl with big boobs and a nice ass

damn that jew boo is sexy

by chupecabre January 14, 2010

Jew Swisher

One who dabbles in the religion of Judaism as to seem like a nice person, when in fact, they are anti-semetic.

"Ashli do you wanna go jew bashing later?"
"Nah dude, I can't I turned into a Jew Swisher and I have a lot of Torah reading to catch up on before temple on Friday."

by K@tie January 12, 2008

scorpion Jew

A special specimen of scorpions living in the desert of Israel. They are green and have really human like heads, looking a lot like the head of a rabbi. They love money. They are said to come from space or alternatively another universe.

Dayum niggah thats one big scorpion jew.

by double nader September 4, 2011