My dad James

The most incredible, amazing, and awesomest person on the entire planet. He has the coolest beard and hats and he is the most incredible person to ever exist and I love him so so so so so so much!!!!

My dad James is the best dad ever! He bought me a game I’ve always wanted for $30 on my ps4 because he loves me more than anything. 💖

by James’ daughter July 25, 2022

Dad de nut

🌰🌰
✊✊
The best feeling ur dad can give U!!!

Mom: I have 6 nuts
Dad: Let me dad de nut
Mom: Oh yaaa

by Captain4gamer May 10, 2018

red face dad

A dad who has a really red face and a beer gut. They are mostly found smoking a cigarette or drinking a beer on the coach watching cartoons in the box house

My red face dad is always on the coach !

by red face dad March 6, 2017

Dusted my dad

Jacking it. Wanking. Stroking one off.

I've just realised I dusted my dad off in the bathtub after haircut and didn't rinse it im so sorry!!!!! 😱😱

by tc69 April 19, 2018

My dad is roblox

what a big noob would say when they are refused robux

noob:"WOAH U HAVE LIMITED CAN I HAVE ROUX1/1??!?1/?!/!?!?!?1/?1?!??!/!?!??1//1?!?"
me: Sorry, i only give robux to my fre-
noob: "PLS PLES PLEASE"
me:sorry bud, no.
noob:"MY DAD IS ROBLOX HE WILL BAN YOU!!11!1!1!!!!1!!"

by thegolddoggy(roblox) April 12, 2021

dad appreciation day

today is a day to post your dad. tell him you love him and thank him for everything

kid- hey dad it’s dad appreciation day! thank you for every sacrifice you’ve done for me
dad- thank you son/daughter i love you

by iluvu1 March 25, 2022

Honorary step-dad

A biological father who does not behave in accordance with their child's ideal of what their child's real father would behave.

Dad: "Why are you calling me your honorary step-dad?"
Jimbo: "You just don't feel like a real dad to me."

by Lemon Lord November 9, 2019