texas cream pie

Shitting in a girls mouth while jerking off and her eating the shit

I Texas cream pied ur girlfriend

by Jdc22 January 26, 2017

Sour Cream Tan

An extremely pale Caucasian with skin so pale you might scream. The sour cream tanned individual reflects light from the sun making them dangerous to be around. It is rumored they are saving the earth from global warming due their ability to reflect sunlight away from earth. Their ghastly, pallid skin will send chills down the spine of the most courageous individuals.

Damn bro have you seen that sour cream tan Katie is rocking?

by Mo' Greenman September 28, 2014

Cream cheese bagal

The act of doing anal sex, pulling out and cumming on the outside of the asshole.

Hey John, I gave my girlfriend a cream cheese bagal

by Chocolate cappacino June 11, 2018

Philly ice cream

The most common ice cream in Philadelphia, they have gone and made an ice cream featuring all the good things on a pizza – tomato, oregano, basil, salt and garlic. This pizza flavoured vanilla based ice cream is a highly sought after dessert among the locals

let's go horseback riding down by the schuylkill river and enjoy some philly ice cream

by GrittyEagles January 6, 2022

Baghdad Cream soda

Mixing your Cum and piss into a glass and forcing someone to drink it

I gave this girl a Baghdad cream soda

by gucci mink November 29, 2016

Flying Cream Pie

When you jizz on a midget's face then toss them out of bed.

Me: "Remember that midget stripper I brought home last weekend?"
You: "Unfortunately, yes."
Me: "I gave her a flying cream pie and this time I flung her all the way into the kitchen!"
You: "Nice."

by Can't Get Rite April 15, 2013

McDonalds Ice Cream

Just some plain old ice cream.Except it’s very rare to find!

Person 1:Yo let’s go to McDonald’s
Person 2:Sure dude
-When they get to McDonald’s-
McDonald’s Staff:Hello what would you like today
Person 1:Just some ice cream please
McDonalds Staff:Sorry the ice cream machine is broken
Person 2:Aw man I wanted that too how come I always can’t get McDonalds Ice Cream :(

by Fluffy_Tweety July 28, 2022