couz-bros

When u knock up 2 chics who are sisters and they have boys: your sons are kinda brothers and kinda cousins.

Son: dad, are me n' Caden couz-bros?
Dad: no, of course not why would you think that?
Son: cuz mom said aunt krystel's kid is your son too.
Dad: well fuck...

by Elsavago February 28, 2020

Bro Hate

To hate on a bro for being and acting like a bro.

Billy: I can't believe Bill Clinton got impeached for getting that presidential service, bro hate. *smh*

or

Andrew: I had that slam piece DTF! Why'd you did you mess that shit up?

Mike: No reason.

Andrew: Bro hate man.

by Raddy Bro December 8, 2010

Teddy Bro

A teddy bro is a larger, masculine dude that has a huge soft side. He can talk sports, lifting or MMA for days, but then gush over candles at Bath and Body Works or live for spa days. Teddy Bro's are usually very likable and have a lot of friends since they can appeal to many different cultural sub-groups.

Important to note, that not all teddy bros are gay.

Cody is such a teddy bro! We chatted forever on the phone about our favorite Disney movies and then he went and lifted at the gym for 4 hours.

by 2Neighbors1Internet April 18, 2018

Bro-cig

When two bros go alone to smoke a cigarette and bro out.

Brandon and Chris went outside to have a bro-cig to get away from all the tacos at the party.

by bcz April 24, 2014

Bro hoe

Bro hoe
/brō - hō/
noun , improper

1. Your friend, but also your hoe.

2. What your girlfriend can't give you, your bro hoe can.

Kaden is Jordan's bro hoe; They fuck but miss them with that gay shit, no homo all the way.
Barry would suck TJ's dick if he asked, because that's what a good bro hoe would do.

by Artificialboy™ July 29, 2018

Bro-Vault

Secrets of things that only a true bro would understand and never frown down upon. These secrets are kept between the bro-hood at all costs no matter what. Its a bro thing.

Bro #1: Man I gotta tell you something insane. I accidentally slept with that fat chick last night. I'm gonna be so screwed if my girlfriend finds out.

Bro #2: Don't worry about it man. Your secrets safe within the bro-vault

by GreenMartian November 5, 2011

Cover Bro

That one bro who always pays for the other bro's food/beverages

Hey man, Alex is definitely our cover bro! He payed for my beer and everything, what a cool bro!

by Kris Krsitofferson April 18, 2011