I Heart Baloney Phony

When a gay man is extremely in to women once he has been drinking alcohol.

Did you see Lance hitting on all those women when he was drunk?! His husband would be pissed! That guy is such an I heart baloney phony!

by BigJD3 May 19, 2023

heart ejaculation

A Heart Ejaculation is a cardio vascular nut bust that’s only experienced when you’re doing something of extreme self satisfaction.

Porter: Bro! my chest just busted a fat nut
Doug: Damn bro thats heart ejaculation

by Jom1 July 22, 2019

ass heart

typically known as the prostate to gays

Thrust into my ass heart, daddy.

by doneboyo May 19, 2018

Jump Rope for Heart

A program by the American Heart Association. Famous for jump roping.

I like Jump Rope for Heart.

by JulieFayePrice August 5, 2020

Ma heart

its like bro or sumn like that i cant explain srry

DD: wsg ma heart
DDOT: wsggg

by dd osama__ May 6, 2024

heart attax

What you experience whenever da annual IRS statement and/or local property-assessment bill arrives.

I always live extra-frugally and set aside a healthy emergency-fund; besides making good business sense, this diligent practice also largely safeguards against heart attax every year.

by QuacksO February 25, 2023

Parking Lot Heart Attack

Standard method of death for people that work too many hours because they make all there money in OT pay, people Power Plant Workers, Cops etc.

"Hey you hear about John ? He tried to work 72 hours straight to rack up some OT and when his shift was over he dropped dead of a Parking Lot Heart Attack"

by Capt_Quint February 7, 2017