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J-bomb

A seldom seen maneuver practiced only by the dirtiest of skanks. It occurs when banging a chick when suddenly a rumbling in your gut ensues. Quickly, you push the designated skank onto the ground and run over the top of her while simultaneously releasing a venerable torrent of dookie all over her, similar to the carpet bombing of Japan.
Stan: Things were going well until that okonomiyaki hit me. I had no choice but to J-Bomb that skank.

Thong: I eat cats!
by thatjgirl January 19, 2010
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PB&J

When you take a shit, smear it all over your dick, then have sex with a girl while she's on her period.
My girlfriend lets me give her a PB&J when it's "crime scene week!"
by filthy pirate hooker August 26, 2011
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j-po

Jackson Police Department
"Oh shit, here comes the j-po, get in the car man, we're out"
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J-Money

An absolute cretin of a being, with fucked up fingers and eyes, and isn’t a functional member of society. Should be put down Old Yeller style if you see him.
Look at that J-Money over there, such a fucking cripple.
by BungusBorp February 12, 2019
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J-Pop

That j-pop song about controlling all the money is lit.
by J Roach February 15, 2020
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J and K

these two may have been separated once but came back again stronger than ever. Usually one is talking to someone else at the time but with time anything can happen, if these two got together they would be a power couple 💑 with time anything can happen. If this is you and someone else give some time and see what happens
Friend A:who would be the cutest couple?

Friend B: probably J and K
by isitasign October 17, 2020
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J-Jitters

Involuntary jittering movements brought on after inhaling, ingesting (sometimes even just breathing) something. This acts to heighten the enjoyment of said 'something', but can often lead to a life of being laughed at brought on by the comical nature in which it is performed.
Nat: *takes a sip of green tea*
Chad: *also takes a sip.. then J-Jitters*
Nat: GRRRR.... *punch*
by nathurnal July 1, 2009
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