May 5

Today is the day to give a kiss to someone who tells you something beautiful.

Boy: Today you look great!
Girl: kiss

Boy: OMG I have a girlfriend!
Girl: Its May 5
Boy: Oh .. Okay! No problem :)

by IamShiro April 26, 2019

May 16

Spend time with your cousins

me: hey cuzzo it’s may 16
cuzzo: yea so?
me: it’s national spend time with ur cousins

cuzzo: ohhhh okay bet that up cuzzo

by machary May 14, 2022

Tiro Mais

Your asshole.

Pisano gives his Tiro Mais

by The Shard. April 3, 2023

may 25

May 25th is when the boys gotta grip ass and girls give your man a nice kiss.

“ hey its may 25th! ”
“ oh i almost forgot! ”

by anonymous May 24, 2022

May 27th

Kiss your girlfriend or your crush on this day

Guy 1:hey tomorrow is may 27th
Guy 2:bro we gotta kiss our crushes tomorrow

by Fsdyifdynoizaw3 May 26, 2022

mai-ha

The world's most attractive, sexiest and funniest person ever. No one can compete with them, they are the most powerful beings in the entire universe. It is known that Mai-Has have the best sense of fashion and will make you cum in a second just by having an eye-contact with them.

Wow, that girl is so hot she must be a Mai-Ha! ;)

by radish202020 September 30, 2020

Mai Galvin

Mai Galvin is an amazing first and last name! Mai Galvin is really nice, amazing and all around wonderful girl. She usually surrounds herself with loud people such as Katie Molloy, Katie Fleming, Calvin Parkinson and others. Mai Galvin always has the best taste in sunglasses and style by far and she is absolutely fucking hilarious and if u don't laugh at her jokes ur the one in the wrong here not my fault x

"wow she is Mai Galvin"
"Yes she is"

by dontmesswme June 19, 2019