it’s not you, it’s me

definitely your fault.

when an asshole doesn't take responsibility for his decisions he’s going to say “it’s not you, it’s me.”

by thisbitchisleftist September 3, 2020

lay me

making a layup on some one

playing basketball and you make a layupona trash talker you say ''lay me''

by sam_gup October 30, 2018

tiger me

meaning 1: a term meaning to have violent, aggressive sex.
meaning 2: a sarcastic expression to turn the geeks of life on. inviing them to have sex

example 1: 'tiger me baby'
'oh yer baby thatsa the stuff'
example 2: 'yo jj lahirise TIGER ME'
'ok kattttt'
'calm down i was joking!'

by Trite June 10, 2008

Pacu me

The response for something so unbelievable that “excuse me” doesn’t cut it

“Last night I had sex with a pig”
“PACU ME?”

by Oof2.0 September 23, 2018

vexing me

Irritating, and annoyingly asking irrelevant rhetorical questions.

Boss: Hey, have you finished that report yet?

Me: Uh no.
Boss: But it's been 2 days. Get on it!
Me: WHY YOU ALWAYS VEXING ME!!

by ChunkyBrown May 1, 2016

je me

je me is a cantonese word in English it means "get off my way" or "go away"
saying je me is an inappropriate term but people just keep saying it.

A: ( blocks the road)
B: je me!

by seaweedeggs July 3, 2019

on me tod

To be on ones own. Also known as "on me bill".

Everyone left the kitchen so I was on me tod.

by greengoosela February 14, 2017