plastic news

Poorly constructed or cheaply manufactured fake or un important news that is released quickly with intent to distract.

D.P.

Did you see the big news story that just came out? Yep more plastic news to distract us from the important stories.

by Imalevolent February 21, 2019

new healthy

When a nigga break up with his girl after she played him and he ready to move on

Damn I loved her and she gonna play me like that it aii on my new shit ready to get a new healthy

by jaslinaa March 4, 2016

New world

A sacred ritual we must do at the start of a new day to please Bombero

It's a new world but we can't call it England lets call it new England

by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020

New Word

What Urban Dictionary says to you when you define a new word

I went on Urban Dictionary and it said "Urban Dictionary - New Word"

by Dickhead Industries April 14, 2022

The New School

The New School where even if you went here for less than a month we’ll consider you an alumni if you have clout! Most of the students are wealthy internationals who spend all their money on clothes or drugs. If you go to The New School and don’t end up with a nicotine addiction you’re part of the 1% but you probably don’t have any friends since the only sense of community comes from smoking outside the UC. Any friends you do have don’t care about who you are as a person as long as you’ll look good in pictures with them. You’re not a true new school student until you have a mental breakdown that leads you to dye or shave your head. Despite costing ~$75k to go to the school and dorm the cafeteria does not do meal swipes, they say fuck you give us more money and charge you at least $15 per meal. As well as the caf fucking you over so will registrar! You’ll never get the classes you actually want even though you’re going thousands of dollars into to debt to be able to take said classes. The university center is so heavy it’s sinking the block. For a design school everything is poorly designed, especially the elevators. All of the dorms feel like caves and probably have never been properly cleaned. The New School definitely doesn’t give a fuck about you, just your money and clout.

Why are they dressed like that? It’s not Halloween.

Oh they must be from the new school

by penisflytrap19 October 25, 2019

New deli

When you poor hot sauce down your penis and cum all over the girls back making a Indian flag while saying taste the spice

Up for new deli tonight

by Liam is sexy August 9, 2020

New York

There's a New York in England, too!

People keep calling me dumb for saying that there is. But seriously, go to wiki and check for yourself! I'm not dumb!

Go to Wikipedia and type this in after .org : /wiki/New_York,_Tyne_and_Wear

Me: ''There's a New York in England, too!''
Other person: ''How dumb can you be? There's no New York in England! Do you mean York? Stupid.''
Me: ''NO! Go check Wikipedia! I'm not dumb!
Other person after checking Wikipedia: ''Oh, I'm sorry, you were right!''

by TheKisshu1997 October 6, 2013