Blue Anon

A loosely organized network of Democrat voters, politicians and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smollett hoax, Ukraine hoax, Covington Kids hoax, and Brett Kavanaugh hoax.

Urban Dictionary is too much of a pussy to include a definition for Blue Anon.

by Mendicant Optimist March 7, 2021

blue gype

The blue Lavatory fluid used onboard aircraft washrooms.

Buddy was doing the Lav on the Airbus when he dumped the blue gype all over the ramp and himself.

by francodeman December 2, 2013

Get the blue

Action: Being the first person to the shitter in the morning. Usually an office or business setting where facilities cleans the bathroom at night and leaving the toilet clean and the water is blue with cleaner.

Today is a good day, I was able to get the blue before Ben came in and stank it up.

by Rugby420 October 10, 2015

Blue Snaking

The act of male masturbation to relieve the condition known as blue balls.

The cop caught me blue snaking after a heavy make-out session with Julie and gave me a public lewdness ticket.

by jaydeflix September 22, 2016

Pootang blues

When a male isnt get any female attention.

Bob - Any luck with the ladies last night.

Jim - No. Ive got the Pootang blues

by LJAontheJSA April 29, 2011

Ink Blue

This is a car color in the UK (usually on an Asian brand) that, although has blue in the name, is actually purple. People who have this color of car get disproportionally upset when it is referred to as blue and have a sulk that lasts for days. It is usually a middle class white man who drives a car of this color.

Person 1: Hey, what color is your car? Person 2: That's Ink Blue. Person 1: No its not you blind twat, its purple. Person 2: NO ITS NOT ITS INK BLUE, STOP CALLING IT PURPLE, ITS NOT PURPLE, IT DOES NOT EVEN LOOK PURPLE.

by The_Truth13** June 21, 2019

blue stinger

1. (noun) situation in which one puts a very cold object (such as ice cubes or popsicles) into one's asshole.

Also can be spelled "bluestinger" or "blue-stinger."

1. Yesterday I got an ice cube out of the freezer and gave myself a blue stinger; it was very painful, but it gave me a boner.

by Milo Von Arroe July 20, 2007