Dick magget

When a man is so drunk he'll go for the nastiest and only hole that's around

My friend was so drunk last night you should see the dick Magget he ended up with

by Psreid May 28, 2017

Tuna dick

When a guy doesn't wash himself in some days or pees a lot without shaking it clean, and the penis starts emanating a rancid smell of pissy tuna.

I ain't gonna suck that. You smell like tuna, go wash yourself.

It seems that you suffer from a severe case of tuna dick.

by Old Janitor May 2, 2017

Dick Thicket

A "Dick Thicket" is hair found in the frontal genital area of a man's crotchal region.

After a nice trim, Jimmy used a comb to "fluff" his pubes into a neat and pillowy dick thicket

by Mastasy22 February 22, 2011

Dick Depot

A girl who is very sexually promiscuous.

X: Whoa. Katie is really quite the dick depot.
O: I know, I fucked her last night.
X: Me too!

by KatrinatTamica October 9, 2008

cutting dick's

to out do or outshine a friend. 1 up somebody.

Eddie is always out here cutting dicks. His rims are bigger and his stereo is louder.

Eddie is always out here cutting dick's.

by Chozen317 September 8, 2020

Dick Angel

The act of a person giving stimulation or being used for stimulation by five penises/phallic objects.

Usually achieved by having the "angel" focus on simultaneously jerking dicks in each hand, while the pussy, ass, and mouth are fucked.

We were all taking turns banging this one chick. But then all of a sudden she flips herself into doggy and grabs flanking cocks and ask for a john in her mouth.
As soon as every orifice was filled she started glowing with a horny light like an angel.

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by Hoedry Wizard September 3, 2017

dicking the pudding

messing around; wasting time

Hey, Kevin! Quit dicking the pudding and get to work!

by dacarlton February 15, 2005