Douchebag

A boy (not a man) that believes that he is better than everybody else in everyway possible, especially in sports, when in fact he is mediocre to terrible at evrything he does....except being a douchebag.

Douchebag: "Im an athlete, and just to reinforce the fact that Im an athlete I wear an Oakland ATHLETICS hat all the time."

Everybody else in room: "DOUCHEBAG!!!!!"

Douchebag by Howiefeltersnatch69 June 9, 2011

gangrenous douchebag 

any one of a number of writers and anchors at FoxNews

That lying bastard Sean Hannity is just a gangrenous douchebag.

gangrenous douchebag by the HEmaster January 1, 2009

Dillywaddle Douchebag 

Some one who is like a douchebag but is different from the others. Who has more douchebagness than a normal one

Corey sure is a dillywaddle douchebag!!

Dillywaddle Douchebag by TomCruiseLover April 10, 2009

Academic Douchebag 

That one student that sits either in the front or the back of the classroom who raises their hand in class only to show off his/her knowledge on the topic at hand not to appear smart, but to put others efforts down, hence making themselves look good. Also paired with bogarting the professor's time at the end of class to share asinine facts and figures instead of asking questions and leaving like the rest of the class.

Student 1 (to professor in class): I wasn't too sure about what the book meant by the reference to the "South" in chapter two; I think it means (enter answer). Could you please explain?

Professor: Interesting point Student 1.

Academic Douchebag: (To student 1) Actually professor, I believe the answer to that question was actually answered in the footnotes in chapter one. It doesn't really mean THAT, it means (academic douchebaggey answer)

Academic Douchebag by ohemgeee February 12, 2010

Douchebachery 

The art of combining many Douche Bag moves into a grouping across more than two Douche Bags. Includes Douche Bag actions toward friends, family and even strangers.

Those two have really shown some Douchebachery tonight between their many Douche Bag actions

Douchebachery by steveo242 September 29, 2009

douchebag

Someone whos so far deep in the asshole forest that they are associated with cleaning dirty vaginas and/or being a pompous prick thats 1/8 italian and tries to act like a mobster at your local highschool. Also a co-worker who constantly eats your food even though its labeled and then argues with you over tirvial things

God that brian davis is such a douche bag!

or

Person1:GOD DAMNIT HE ATE MY LUNCH AGAIN
Person2: God he is SUCH a DOUCHEBAG

douchebag by The urban linguist July 29, 2005

douchehag

The female equivalent of douchebag. A female who has exceeded the status of hoe-bag and whore, but just barely. A female who is attracted to male douchebags. A female who can normally be found mindlessly wandering around malls talking to nobody on a cell phone someone else is paying for, and over using the words "like" and "whatever", while wearing rediculous outfits and equally rediculous hairstyles.

Dean: " Man, that girl over there is really hitting on that guy with the tight-ass jeans and v-cut tshirt."

Jason: "Doesn't she know that guys is more likely into dudes? She's such a stupid douchehag"

Todd: "That guy is hot, I like his jeans"

Dean: "What?!? You're a douchebag"

douchehag by i_hate_douchehags September 19, 2009