Douche Bump

A sensation that one feels in the skin when you are surrounded by a room of douche bags or particularly douchy douchetastics. The sensation can usually be overcome by immediately removing yourself from the company of any douchebags.

Jimmy, duck so douchetastic doesn't see us over here and talk to us about his douche bag life. I'm trying to avoid another case of douche bumps.

by Bling (the original) May 5, 2007

Lady Douche

Its basically a stereotypical douche bag, but in lady form. Otherwise known as a kayla park, walking around like she's all that AND a bag of chips

She put on her lady douche glasses and was hoping to get it in tonight, because she knows she can.

by kayfaye29 May 24, 2011

douche freeze

In certain cases when douche chill cannot convey the extreme amount of doucheyness that has just occurred.

John: Jane get under the desk.
Jane: The last guy that asked me to do that got fired for sexual harassment.

Observer 1: douche chill
Observer 2: douche freeze

by FMCC December 29, 2009

Douchey Douche

Someone who is a total douche and is a total tard. The person you refer this to also is lame and can't tell a joke. And always treats everyone like shit.

Guy 1: He's a total assface!
Guy 2: Who that Douchey Douche that's right by your girl?

by OmgItzDeadpool July 26, 2010

regal douche

a.k.a "king douche" a regal douche is a douche deserving a more severe title

Dwight, the forty year old shelf stocker at Wal-Mart is a regal douche

by piss off May 9, 2005

Douche Bag

1. A jerk

2. An Asshole

3. Someone With turbo aids

4. An Unstable Cracker who shoots Unstable Niggers.

What the fuck that guy is a fucking Douche Bag

by Josh AKA Jesus from mc February 27, 2009

Lake douche

The act of getting water blasted into ones pussy while have sex in the lake!

"Billy Banks gave Nicole G. the lake douche last night."

by blax555 August 5, 2014