chris pine

sexiest man to ever exist. he has the prettiest and best eyes ever and i also really want his di-

“CHRIS PINE IS SO FINE”

by chrispinesexygf January 5, 2022

Chris Bell

A FUCKING LEGEND

CHRIS BELL, WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND

by CHRISTHEFUCKINGLEGEND April 23, 2020

Chris’s Mom

The hottest and sluttiest hoe on the West Coast

I fucked Chris’s mom last night

by Erect GreenBean March 19, 2021

Chris Method

A group-buy slows down massively and needs to finish fast and Chris says if we finish your gonna get a ultimate grail.

Alright if we finish JB You get Homicide, I call this the Chris Method

by mykel YURRRR October 7, 2023

Chris Davis

The Cuck of Santa Clarita - a man who talks in circles, takes a daily pegging and watching back wife with guys who have oversized penises

That guys wife treats him like Chris Davis

by The Cucks Daddy November 23, 2022

Chris sails

He had like 45 girlfriends in the past 3 years and he was thicker than all of em

Oh that’s Chris sails big booty ass

by Run2drake March 20, 2022

chris langley

A massive full time legend who fixes showers on a daily basis

Omg what a Chris Langley

by Heyyouiggy March 2, 2016