Airing out the kids

Male) To spread your legs in such a manner that you essentially "air out" your balls or "kids"

Female) To spread your arms so that you can air out your boobs

"Why are your legs spread so far?"
"Ahhh, just airing out the kids"

by Xenocideplayer December 7, 2018

the air fryer effect

when you get an air fryer during your junior year of college and gain 30 pounds within 2 semesters because it is now more convenient than ever to make pizza rolls at midnight.

“damn, what happened to that girl? she used to be so fine?”

“it’s the air fryer effect.”

by airfryervictim123 July 15, 2023

Ipad air 4

Apple’s 2020 release for the iPad air lineup featuring the A14 bio chip and a 10.9 liquid retina display.

I got a new iPad air 4 a week ago.

by DefoThatGuy April 19, 2022

alaskan air drop

When one ejaculates into a helium filled balloon and releases it into the air.

As the people get weary about the sticky white substance in their hair, billy grinned knowing they received his Alaskan air drop.

by FreezyBweezy October 2, 2017

Air to Sea Missile

A shit so long that it touches the water before it's finished coming out.

"That Air to Sea Missile clogged the toilet last night."

by Eulb Ralkys September 19, 2016

air mattress Ashley

Air mattress Ashley is a blown out girl your man cheats with while you look like King size luxury mattress.

“Why do guys like to cheat with roast beef, air mattress Ashley??”

by SavageSkidmark December 23, 2022

Shinjuku Air Freshener

An act where a woman injects a man's scrotum with pine-sol

Man, that Becky girl was crazy, she tried to give me a Shinjuku Air Freshener

by Robotmieser May 7, 2019