shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that linger in the body after the primary concrete turd has been passed

Man i shit a concrete turd but it left shit shards in my ass for later

by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022

shitting broken glass

Extremely scared or nervous, particularly about the outcome of a situation or event.

Man, when my car spun out on the ice & ended up in front of that truck, I was shitting broken glass!

by Bilgerat984 January 6, 2019

Holy Shit

Holy Shit is a word used to describe surprise in many different situations.

Person 1: I just got fucked by a bunch of black guys.
Person 2: Holy SHIT!!! :0
Person 1: Why r u acting like a fucktard, u were their!!!
Person 2: *Unzips pants
Person 2: Time for round 2

by Th3Pr0f1t March 3, 2021

get shit on

used as a taunt by tobias fate after he kills the enmy

Get shit on

by MachDog January 2, 2017

Men on Da Shit

Bigger hoes than the women they force into hoedom and devalue. There are those who take pride in their lesser stations and title as queen hoes with notoriety who join in the mockery of those deemed "lesser than" in this warped mentality cycle.

See those guys grabbing their dicks and spitting towards that girl? They must be Men on Da Shit.

by Above The Noise January 31, 2021

Shit Swagger

A group of pensioners go into a Zoo with 13 Swag bags and try to steal all the poo.

Mary: Did you get all the swag?
John: Every last shitting bit of it.
Mary: Good Lad, now mount me and ride my crusty anas like a crab!!
What a Shit Swagger

by RyanTheBOMB December 16, 2008

Shitting my sack

Are you bull shitting me?

Are you shitting my sack?

by Sackshitter May 7, 2023