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by klokhuis March 10, 2022
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Piece of Shit

1. An incomplete hunk of fecal matter.
2. Only a part of an entire bowl movement.

3. An actual part of a shit.
4. A person, place or thing that is not a whole turd.
Karl Marx was an evil shit. Alicia Garza, Patrisse Cullors, and Opal Tometi are all Marxist piece of shit.
by SHANKS ANATHEMAS April 15, 2022
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shit was trumps

Australian Slang

Relevant to card games.
A trump is a playing card which is elevated above its usual rank in trick-taking games. Typically, an entire suit is nominated as a trump suit; these cards then outrank all cards of plain (non-trump) suits.
Any sort of action, authority, or policy which automatically prevails over all others.

So, being surprised (or "shitting yourself") made that the immediate prevailing thought above all others.
I stepped on a snake today. Shit was trumps!
by Metyl July 22, 2021
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Shit Test

The way a woman determines whether or not the man makes the cut. A psychological dig or jab. Can be conscious or unconscious. The superficial goal is to get the man triggered. The underlying objective is to see him win, either by showing conviction or apathy to her cute little game. The frequency and consistency of his passing will be inversely related to her frequency of shit testing him.

Simps and incels will dismiss a woman’s shit tests as senseless, sadistic female antics meant to torture men. This victimhood mentality is why they will remain childless and jerking off to rape porn for the rest of their lives.

Shit tests are an evolutionary trait. Passing shit tests is the true measure of masculinity. This is why there are sometimes “ugly” dudes with 9s and 10s. This guy may not be Michael B. Jordan or Brad Pitt. But he maintains Zaddy status by wearing the pants in the relationship. He’s direct, decisive, honest, and uncompromising. He’s indifferent to her emotional outbursts. He can make her laugh. He can make her cry. He can make her cum til she’s quivering and cross-eyed.

Shit testing is nature’s beautiful way of smoothing out a man’s rough edges. Passing confirms to the woman that she’s with a real man. Failing continuously confirms he’s a weak bitch not worth her time. The former breeds trust, the latter doubt. It’s all on him to keep the polarity. With strong polarity comes strong attraction. More fun. More laughs. More hot, steamy, sweaty, dripping sex.
“What y’all doin Friday? Me and Aubrie found this dope joint…cheap ass drinks and shrimp tacos are fireee”

“Idk bro. We ain’t talk since Saturday. Kinda goin thru it”

“Why what happened?”

“Man we was at her crib Saturday watching a movie. Out of nowhere she tells me some dude at work asked for her number. And she fuckin gave it to his bitch ass! So I fuckin got up n left. Like wtf wrong wit dis bitch??”

“Bruh you need to chill. Clearly that was a shit test. Y’all engaged ffs. Just ride it out a couple more days. She’ll come around”
by NggaDicChnk August 13, 2024
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shit fuck titty cock

An individual who shits when he fucks, loves titties and has a cock of any size.
by KingDoucheCanoe January 29, 2018
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Woahly shit

When the bois are playing a game and something great happens, or some bullshit happens.
Fuze started fuzing the objective. “Woahly shit get out of here” - Pickycamel
by sw_eet_T March 14, 2021
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Waleed shit

Refers to something VERY corny, stupid, and childish
This is the most Waleed shit ever”
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