Thunder shits

where your stomach just hurts for 15 minutes and suddenly you have to shit so badly
and when you go to shit it stings so badly
that you have to hold it back
but your stomach hurts
so you have to make the choice if you want to stay with the ever growing stomach pains
or the asshole burns

A: Sorry I can't come into work today, I have the thunder shits.
B: What the fuck is a thunder shit

by Farmer_Joe January 12, 2021

DA SHIT points

What you get when a monkey pelts you with its poo.

Michelle gained 3 DA SHIT points at the zoo yesterday.

by Bananaramalama August 17, 2010

shit-heel

Something or someone you find aggravating.

My cat was being a real shit-heel last night when she scratched my hand.

by Joy4no! December 31, 2020

Suck it up and Fuck shit up

A bad ass mentality for a bad ass person. This person can go through hell and back and still be the coolest mf you know

Person 1: “I’ve pitched the whole game, my elbow hurts”
Person 2: “Suck it up and Fuck shit up bro!”

by Cgaudio10 January 7, 2023

cloak and dagger shit

Pretending to be someone's friend to get close enough to place your dagger between their ribs, pretending not to be fighting with them.

Cloak and dagger shit makes a lot of people pretenders/pretentious.

by The Original Agahnim November 27, 2021

People Don't Do Nothing On Shit.

Ain't nothing gonna happen if you don't get out there and just do it.

person 1:"Awh, man i can't go any further, i'm beat!"
person 2:"Come on, Man. People don't do nothing on shit."

by JesterRaaf May 19, 2025

THE SHIT

"THE SHIT" can be used as an adjective! This word is used when something is AMAZING, A VIBE, OR REALLY GOOD.

"Okay, you can hate the movie Twilight...but you can lie, the soundtrack is THE SHIT. nO cAp!

by Itsthedefinitionsformebaby:) September 15, 2020