Sheer your sheep

Usually fighting words. Can we used in place of I’ll clean your clock or I’ll bust your chops.

sheer your sheep - ready to fight

Jeff: “fuck you!”
John: “I’ll sheer your sheep bitch.”

by That guy 175672 February 25, 2020

go back to your cave

(originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus)

a nicer (or more offensive) way, depending on the situation, of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet . Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower

by Sexydimma July 31, 2016

Twerk on your girlfriend or boyfriend day

You get to twerk on your boy friends or girlfriend in march 11

Trows it back
Ayyyye
It’s twerk on your girlfriend or boyfriend day

by Kaylabossy March 9, 2020

Kan your garoos.

The act of going into someone's "garoos" and kaning them. It is legal to kan someone's garoos without consent.

I'm going to kan your garoos.

by Iorn ghost April 10, 2021

Your mom

Basicly just things kids day at litterly everythinh

teacher: did you do your homework
kid: your mom

kid 1: OMG look that fat kid there!
kid 2: is that your mom?

Kid 1: your so ugly
kid 2: if your mom stands on a scale shell she my phone number'

kid 1: your mom
kid 2: is fat

kid 1: your ugly
kid 2: when your mom was burried the earth became a bol

by YOUR MOM2132412354325243 September 20, 2022

What's in Your Wallet?

The noisy slogan of Capital One.

Every Capital One ad that I've seen on TV for the past several years ends with "What's in Your Wallet?". I'm getting sick and tired of hearing it all the time.

by The Real Driller September 24, 2022

Don’t get your bun in a chandelier

Originating in high society Tannersville, PA, this is a common occurrence for local aristocrats who make much ado about nothing.

“Guys, you didn’t buy the extra dark locally sourced cage free fair trade organic barrel aged hot cocoa powder that I wanted!”

“Oh Rebecca, don’t get your bun in a chandelier now. We have Swiss Miss at home.”

by Cherrybomb666 January 16, 2021