Pittsfield High School

Not much school spirit except for the fact that we’re way better than the rival schools Wahconah and Taconic. Not the brightest we have heated debates on if Helen Keller was actually deaf and blind. Nothing to do in pitty we all just smoke weed and play cod. They throw all the special needs kids into the basement. The teachers are great though and give a shit about the kids.

Football- Walk in groups, loose every game though. Most are joining the military after high school.

Theatre- shows are top tier….a lot of drama though. they all got crushes on each other and all hate each other

Dungeons And Dragons Club- Incels

Baseball- All weirdly obsessed with Adam Sandler

Chess Club- We have a chess club????

“don’t go to Pittsfield High School the kids piss in buckets”

by hotpeopleliketaylorswift April 19, 2022

valwood school

“collage prep school” literally full of shallow rich girls that snort coke off of their musty boyfriends dick. some of THE WORST staff. full of lily pullitzer and birkanstocks. Spend more money on their shitty football team then academics

Guy- Hey what school do you go to?
Girl-Oh I go to Valwood School
Guy-Holy shit ew

by the janitor (jk don’t fire him November 5, 2021

International School of Nanshan Shenzhen

Also known as ISNS if I didn't mistake any letter. An "international" school where the international vibe is theoretical at best, given the startling absence of actual foreign students. This place is legendary for its makeshift swimming facilities, crafted from a once-leaky ceiling that blessed the gym floor with a pool, hastily covered by a plank of wood thin enough to make a whole PE class contemplate their odds of survival against an unexpected swim lesson. Meanwhile, the math department runs a dictatorship, concocting a curriculum so advanced it might as well be quantum mechanics, ensuring that no outside tutor dares breach its complexity. On a less academic note, the school’s generous hand in distributing astronomically high IB predicted scores could make even the most mediocre student appear like Einstein’s heir—until reality check time hits and universities wish they had a "Reject" button as big as the school's audacity.

Alex: "I heard Jamie got like a 44 on her IB predicted score. How's she handling the real results?"
Casey: "Turns out it was a classic ISNS(International School of Nanshan Shenzhen) boost—she actually scored a 34. Now she’s rethinking her life choices and her school's credibility."

by ah isns July 1, 2024

Tenafly Schools

A clusterf*ck (yeah im doing this on a school computer don't judge me) of 4 elementary schools, a middle, and a high school.

A little key for the e. schools:
Mackay- Boring af, trust me I went there
Smith- Rich mofos
Mom/Maugh- Criminals (the teachers not the students)
Stillman- Idk kinda normal, don't know much about it

Middle School ( I could write an entire 1000-page novel about this s***hole):

6th- Okay (1st-Navy, 2nd-White, 3rd-Indigo (definitely not biased))
7th - THE BOILER ROOM OF HELL (1st-Blue, 2nd-Purple, 3rd-Maroon (definitely not biased again)
8th - Again, pretty okay (they're are all pretty okay)

High School - I have no words (actually I think most experiences are different)

Thats all I have.

Also, Keith is god

--"Oh, I enrolled my students into Tenafly Schools."
--"Oh, I hope you rot forever in hell."

by 462905 December 23, 2021

Yuhua Primary School

Damn rb school sia. The teacher scold u when u absent then scold whole class when worksheet go missing. Like js print lah 😭😭😭

" Rb school sia why I even come here "

" Should not have come to Yuhua Primary School. "

by chefmarshmallow February 6, 2024

Mosman High School

A school with either druggies, wannabe eshays and nonbinary trigender genderfluid assexuals who identify as cats. Ms wyatt and her workwife ms longley loves dresscoding the girls who dare show one cm of their stomach. it actually has some okay students but they are most likely on crack. the canteen food is shit and overpriced as fuck. the "eshays" always do fights at allan border oval where they always pathetically lose. there's always girls either doing drugs, vaping, or "fixing" their makeup (though it just makes it look worse) in the bathroom and they always have to take up space while everyone else just simply trying to live their life going to the bathroom have to awkwardly manouver themselves around the selfish bitches. you know who u are. the hallways are always crowded and in D23 there is literally a leak over one of the student's desks and its always smells rancid in there.

hey you know that kid george?

yeah, doesnt he go to mosman high school?

yeah that would explain the constant drugs and fighting

by Sawyerrrrr February 19, 2024

school

The hellish place i wasted my life in.

Me: school is hell!!!!

by MEMEMIESTER December 5, 2017