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I miss YOU!
Tears I try not to make…
Think about cake…
We could share a piece or two❤️
by a dream and 💔 May 18, 2024
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All I want for Christmas is you

A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10
"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"
by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023
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No I Not

The perfect response. Inspired by the "9+10=21" meme, it is an extremely versatile phrase with the ability to be changed to suit the user's needs. The phrase can be changed through changing the subject pronoun (always the second word) of the phrase from "I" to "You", "We", "He", "She", "They", and "It". The first and third words can change states, such as going from "No I not" to "Yes I am", or "Yeah I am".
"How was your day?"
"No I not."

"Is he gonna ask her out?"
"No he not. He's gonna chicken out."
by stoobdan00b November 13, 2021
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I love you mostesterest

When someone loves someone so much, the other person can’t love them more.
by Yuliette August 27, 2021
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Am I dumb?

A negative expression to express when you feel you did something wrong or incorrectly. (The opposite of the more positive "Am I smart?")
I tried to do my math homework; here are my answers: Am I dumb?

This makes no sense... Am I dumb?

I can't do this, Am I dumb?
by LingDanc803 September 14, 2023
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