Mustache Man

Mustache Man, a man who has two passionate lovers. He has a stunningly luscious mustache, obviously. If it is ever shaved, he gets immediate backlash because he just took away his best feature. This is how you know he is a Mustache Man.

Lover1: MUSTACHE MAN !!!!
Mustache Man: Wot
Lover1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mustache Man: WOT????
Lover1: YOU SHAVED UR STACHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo *cries*

by pinkypoodle9981 January 29, 2023

Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man

Ohohohoho! That is great! You see what I was talking about? You see it right? It great.

Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man 🥸

Hym "Ohoho! Yeah! See what I mean? Now you have to get Chris to do it. Get Chris to do it and I'll forgive him immediately. And Destiny. I won't forgive destiny though. He still has to do a mustache though."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

boogie man

a friendly man who eats cheese and naughty kids

billy turned off the lights in the daycare and the boogie man ate 'em

by raybeez February 10, 2022

Man

A male human.

That's a man

by anonymous November 20, 2020

man whore

a bitchass ni🅱️🅱️a named trent.

hes such a man whore! ugh disgusting.

by nicolae ceausescu April 19, 2019

Mermaid Man’s Suspense

When someone teases to say a revealing secret and decides to play it our/milk it for a very long time, just to be the most disappointing think ever in the history of man kind.

Mermaid Man’s Suspense:
Omar: I like these two girls, wanna know who they are?
Gungalar Boy: Yes dude, who are they...tell us.

Omar: I don’t know, just these girls.
Gungalar The Third: WHOOO
Omar: I don’t know some chicks
.....3 & half hours later
Omar: Okay fine, I actually don’t like anyone, no one really interest me right now.
Gungalar The Great: *Pulls trigger*

by anonymous April 6, 2019

Man

A special poster in my class room!

"Man"

by Ifukurmom February 16, 2021