I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024

I

No server of me

For you…
At least not this time…
Yep…
I am whining…
You already heard it once today…
Another idea…
We know i stew…
I just want to see those eyes of blue….
And whisper “I love you”
Even if silently

I have to do…

From across the way…
Above so high…
I pray to catch your eye…
And tell you I love you everyday!!!!

How I do love you so…

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 19, 2024

i

used at the end of a sentence or on its own as abbreviation

person 1: what you doing today

person2: nout i

by xarrybon January 5, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Root Out Gueses Out Of RIddles, WHat AM I. The Interpretation: A Strategist<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Root Out Gueses Out Of RIddles, WHat AM I. The Interpretation: A Strategist<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Root Out Gueses Out Of RIddles, WHat AM I. The Interpretation: A Strategist<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

I

True love isn’t that you are inseparable. It means being separated and nothing changes.

Author: unknown

Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around.

Author: unknown

Having difficulty finding my words. Thought I would read some poetry instead…

The separation brings tears.

Nothing does change… no matter the time that goes by. I wouldn’t mind testing out the inseparable though:)

YOU are my once in the lifetime!!! YOU have turned my world and me around, figuratively and literally… I am getting pretty good turning in streets without falling over ❤️❤️

by U loving me; only in my dreams November 19, 2023

I can't goon

A man pulled up to a drive through with no pants on whilst gooning. (He thought they wouldn't notice because of his tinted windows and the fact his window wasn't lowered all the way. He was put on a video online that went viral. Due to the humiliation and embarrassment he KILLED himself. Tons of the boys protested in support of this man and against this goonicide by going up the drive-thoughs particularly the online he was recorded at and shouting with no pants "I CAN'T GOON!!" The protesters believe that if a man wants to goon in the privacy of his whip then that should be respected.

The phrase "I CANT GOON" is also a nod/reference to George Droid's famous "I CAN'T BREATH!" while in search for fent to power his mk.2 Meta Gates fent reactor. His lack of fent also caused him to power down for good but he wasn't that type of guy. I promise officer.

That man was MURDERED. This is a GOONICIDE!! "I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"

by India smells GREAT April 2, 2025

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025