Omni-Man

One of THE most bad ass superheroes ever, he beats homelander 1000 times, because homelander is ASS

"Homelander has never fought someone his own strength, Omni-Man will whoop his ass"

by Omniingit May 12, 2025

Do you see banana man?

Hopping over on the white hot sand
here he come with some for me.
Taken freshly from banana tree.
banana man me want a ton.

Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go mmm m mm mm mmm
Do you see banana man? (Do you want a banana)
this banana for you

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 4, 2024

Fish man Dan

An old man who thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even get head from his wife

My neighbor is an Fish man Dan

by Icevest September 4, 2024

man pop

Beer

If you are not into man pop yet want to get hammered, the bar serves many other types of booze.

by Ernest Dowson May 8, 2017

Lonely Man's Bukake

To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.

"AHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK!?
Shit, this is a Lonely Man's Bukake.
Fuck, that stings"

by Lord hamster molester the 5th July 5, 2022

girlfriends man

a guy who always has a girlfriend; relies on women for happiness, usually because of mommy issues.

“my ex got a girl right after we broke up.”
“girl- he’s a girlfriends man”

“you always have a girlfriend. You’re a girlfriends man”

by bonnie_yan December 27, 2022

Hamster Man

The act of fucking a girl named Pressley

My friend’s name is Hamster Man

by shshshssh May 9, 2024