Skinny White Woman syndrome

A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged

-promoting a pyramid scheme

-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.

“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome”

by I have a flat ass please help December 7, 2022

Pretty woman kitchen

Pretty woman kitchen has 690000 subcrubers and more popular than mrbreast she will catch you on the flippity flop!

Pretty woman kitchen is hot

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gizz trough woman

A woman who eats gizz like a pig eats out of a trough. Usualy leaving greasy smears on her cheeks afterwards.

The asin chick from Full Metal Jacket is such a gizz trough woman

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Woman

An adult female human who has the phenotype of XX and can potentially give natural labor.

A woman can give birth

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I be woman oh

Someone that is very poor and broke and requires assistance or 2k urgently.

I can pay for a date because “I be woman oh”

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A mythical creature who, like Bigfoot, is believed to exist by conspiracy theorists, politicians, the Pope, and state organisations alike. The 'Woman' is said to be without balls and bitch non-stop about something or other. 'Woman's' existence is mainly pushed by mainstream media, college professors, and the IRS in an attempt to lure chads (like me) into temptation, time away from League of Legends, and take a shower.

Yo, did you see that woman?
Hehe, 'Woman'

by Jules Henri November 29, 2022

Trans woman

One who has been assigned male at birth upon observation of typically-male natal morphological sex characteristics, but ultimately identifies or realizes themselves as a woman in terms of gender.

Guy 1: What's Luke up to these days? Is he still around?
Guy 2: Oh, Luke goes by Lillith now. She came out as a trans woman a while back.
Guy 1: Oh, I see. Anyways, how is uh, she doing?
Guy 2: I heard she got an air fryer recently or something.

by Derp Le Femme January 8, 2025