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Ninja Dicking

Whe your are accused of have sex with someone you didnt. You were so good and slick that you didnt even know you had sex with her.
"I didnt have sex with her!"

" must be that ninja dicking."
by Mr. Lunch box June 26, 2017
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ninja dining

Is a method of eating off other people's plates without them knowing. Mostly picking things off plates that servers are carrying by your table.
Ted never pays for anything. He always ninja dining.
by Rugbyku13 July 17, 2016
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Ninja Strike

1. The act of screwing over a friend by throwing your genatalia in the air while he is talking to a girl.

2. The only way lonely men can get women to look at them.

3. When a group of ninjas karate chop your ass in half with chopsticks, a bag of rocks, and a dull ice cream scoop.
1. WHY DID YOU JUST NINJA STRIKE ME????!!!

2. That must of been a lonely bastard if he ninja stricked around Becca.

3. Detective: How'd he die?

Cop: He got ninja stricked...

Detective: Holy Shit..
by Francisco Perez IV July 24, 2011
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Ninja starfish

When you instantly flash your anus hole directly up close and personal blinding the camera. Take a few steps forward look back and wink.
While we attended the presidential election I ninja starfish the president when he went live .
by Floppey tripod January 15, 2023
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Ginger Ninja

Someone who is ginger and very fiesty
Livvy: ur so fiesty!
Lucy: it’s because I’m a ginger ninja
by GINGER ROCKS July 14, 2019
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ninjas in pyjamas

a proffesional gaming organization
max: "did you see when ninjas in pyjamas played?"
lucas: "yeah, they were soo good"
by yeboiiiiiiii November 16, 2017
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Tinder Ninja

A person of male gander who makes a somewhat fake rinse profile to meet women to just sleep with them only performing the Ninja sexual and then disappearing from their lives forever into the shadows.
All of a sudden, all of the local girls have become pregnant. Officers suspect an ultimate tinder ninja.
by wnigwigga July 12, 2016
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