farmer finger

the act of a southern man or farmer inserting his dirty finger in the girls pussy

hey i gave that girl the farmer finger last night

by 420 weed smoker February 14, 2017

Chess Fingers

Noun: Chess fingers imply a certain skill with Fingering and other sexual acts involving the fingers. Chess fingers are obtained by being good at chess.

Girl: Oh yeah, you should go out with that 1 guy, he be havin' them chess fingers.

Guy 1: Dude, I've been so good at chess, I think I be getting me some Chess Fingers.
Guy 2: Nice man

by The Shade December 13, 2012

ginger fingers

Someone that makes spelling mistakes all the time on emails and mobile messaging. It can also be diagnosed as ginervitis

'I wejt for a cyle ride todya. It was a nijce ride' - Are you talking with your ginger fingers again?

by Vika&Umi June 2, 2016

finger blading

The act in which the male/female inserts his/her finger or fingers into the females axewound and begins pumping back and forth with intensity. The goal being to take the female to pleasure town and reach climax

Last night I was finger blading this chick til she couldn’t walk right.

by Filet O Fish Lover! March 29, 2018

finger guff

when you finger your bum hole repeatedly it creates a guff sound.

finger, finger, guff , guff , oh my! i finger guffed

by adb dealio August 3, 2009

Asshole Fingers

The act of celebration when getting out of a shitty situation or leaving your friends behind to do a very lame task when you are getting out of it. Using your fingers as guns whilst giving your biggest, most terrible smile you can muster.

Oh my god dude?!?!?!? are they still stuck doing that shitty volunteer work? Roll down the windows when you drive by so I can give them the Asshole Fingers!

by Slokey August 7, 2009

sphincter finger

The finger that is used to insert into a sphincter. Commonly this finger has a slight discoloration to it, similar to that of a carmel choc bar

I noticed one of Bob's fingers were slighly discolored, that must be his sphincter finger.

Paul loved Bob's sphincter finger and how it made him feel when it is inserted into his sphincter

by Swine Doctor June 12, 2011