1)
A: "What color are your eyes?"
B: "Blue."
A: "So you have blue eyes?"
B: "Yes."
2)
A: "Hey SS soldier, I have pics of blue eyed people."
B: "Where is the nearest bathroom, I have a boner... Ill need to borrow those pictures as well."
A: "So you must love blue eyes right?"
B: "Only when complemented with blond hair and a reich."
A: "What color are your eyes?"
B: "Blue."
A: "So you have blue eyes?"
B: "Yes."
2)
A: "Hey SS soldier, I have pics of blue eyed people."
B: "Where is the nearest bathroom, I have a boner... Ill need to borrow those pictures as well."
A: "So you must love blue eyes right?"
B: "Only when complemented with blond hair and a reich."
by reaperofgenocide December 18, 2008
Get the blue eyesmug. When my bitch found out I´d been cheating on her with her sister, she gave me the best eye job ever.
by EnLaPlaya January 26, 2009
Get the eye jobmug. When the nipples on a womens breast face as far away from center as possible. The nipples sit vertically in line with her arm pits.
by Brynn 2 April 30, 2010
Get the Fish eyesmug. What you call a sexy girl with fuck me eyes that loves to give you that look but other than her looks, she is kinda a bitch.
"You see Pretty Eyes over there at the bar? We used to date, nice to look at but what a fucking bitch."
by Jrock77420 May 7, 2018
Get the Pretty Eyesmug. what happens to your eyes after smoking way too much marijuana, they get very droppy, narrow, and you can barely hold them open
by T ROCK January 4, 2005
Get the chinese eyesmug. When a man and woman are engaged in a doggy-style intercourse session and the man accidently leaves the vag and almost enters her knot. The woman then whips her head around causing both eyes to end up on one side of her head fiercely making eye contact with the would-be male intruder.
I was really getting into it with Beth - hitting it from behind. But I accidently pulled out and almost entered the back door and she spun around and gave me the Flounder Eye
by Smellman April 2, 2009
Get the Flounder Eye mug. The result of an adverse situation one has encountered. Usually the result of someone elses behaviour.
Leaves you feeling as if someone has literally removed your eyeball, and inserted their genitalia into your gaping socket for their own enjoyment, with minimal concern for yourself.
You can even do this to yourself if your own behaviour warrants.
Leaves you feeling as if someone has literally removed your eyeball, and inserted their genitalia into your gaping socket for their own enjoyment, with minimal concern for yourself.
You can even do this to yourself if your own behaviour warrants.
"Adrian felt fucked in the eye by Richard"
"Gary fucked himself in the eye by not revising for his exam"
"Matthew has a habit of fucking everything in the eye"
"Gary fucked himself in the eye by not revising for his exam"
"Matthew has a habit of fucking everything in the eye"
by Gary1212 July 21, 2008
Get the Fucked in the eyemug.