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scotch rule

since good scotch is aged twelve years, so should a woman.
person X: hey how old is she
person Y: 12...
person X: ok, im gonna call scotch rule, i hope dateline doesnt hear about this shit...
by suckmyfatdicklongtime January 10, 2009
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The Golden Rule

One of those classic "viable only in theory" philosophies that doesn't stand up in the real world.
Two huge problems with The Golden Rule are:

(1) You cannot know what someone else prefers, so if you try to do for him what you yourself like, this does not mean that said choice of actions will be at all pleasant/agreeable for him.
(2) Few folks are actually going "practice the Golden Rule back to you", so if you attempt to "do the right thing" and give someone what you would want if you were in his shoes, he will likely just view you as a foolish sucker and take shamelessly advantage of you --- he will simply "take, take, take" from you till he's totally drained you dry, then stomp off in a huff without even a single word of appreciation or acknowledgement, and feelinglessly look for his next naive soft-heart whom he can exploitingly victimize for his own selfsish personal gain.
by QuacksO April 5, 2019
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Rule 34.6

Rule 34.6
"When youtubing, you are never more than 6 clicks from a nipple"
Like the 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon, but for youtube
Dude, honestly, I was looking for clips of geeks doing cool stuff with magnets and I Rule 34.6ed my way to a chick with magnetic nipple-clamps.
by WelshHaydn July 8, 2011
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Boob Rule

When one female is present with many males preparing to enter a vehicle, the female gets shotgun due to the presence of boobs. If there is more than one female present then the female with a larger size gets shotgun
Mel: SHOTGUN!
Bruce: sorry bro Anne is here she gets it
Mel: What?Why?
Bruce: Dude Boob Rule, duh
by Gingerdick December 23, 2009
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the rules of attraction

the best movie ever! im soo glad the sexiest guy ever told me about it. james vanderbeek's all up in it! actually there are alot of famous people in it! DUH!! its a freakin movie dorkwad!!! sheesh you should be paddlewomped for that! fo snizzle!!
-man didja catch "the rules of attraction" last night! it was freakin awesome!!
-ya man fo snizzle! that movie kicks ass!!
-word homie!
by Bess_Carmichael February 22, 2004
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platinum rule

treat others the way THEY want to be treated
the platinum rule is a way of life, you just gotta do it.
by forney January 24, 2006
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Rule 1

Friend 1: Dude I cant drink anymore.
Friend 2: Rule 1
by Foso Mez-Mo July 7, 2010
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