Lube Fart

When you fart out lube that was inserted in the anus prior to the part, likely due to anal sex. Is like a shart but without poop.

“I let this guy I met on Grindr fuck me in the ass with a lubricated condom. 30 minutes later, I had a Lube Fart”

by JewsGetKosher May 27, 2018

Felonious fart

A silent air biscuit so vile and disgusting that the perpetrator should do time for such an assault.

Carl made the crowd scatter following his felonious fart attack.felony fart

by Richard Annballz April 5, 2016

zart fart

Zart fart is a term used to tell a person to shit their pants and smear the it in your mouth

Henry told the man to zart fart

by Yahoones December 19, 2022

Fart Tunnel

When you stick a straw in you butthole and connect it someone else's butthole and then fart in it so it goes from your butt to the other person's butt. It is a rare form or intimacy that only the most passionate of lovers (or even friends) dare to try.

She wouldn't believe that I loved her until we tried the fart tunnel. Now we're happily married with two kids.

by seungminnie August 23, 2020

Flixx fart

Unfortunate ‘loading’ interruptions while watching Netflix.

I was really getting into that movie when I had to wait for a flixx fart.

by Ottawaurbanist February 11, 2018

Misjudged Fart

A bout of intestinal discomfort masquerading as a fart. The owner attempts the release of said discomfort, in some severe cases even forces it out, and anticipates the typical flatulent. With a misjudged fart, the result actually ends up being an ejection of fecal matter.

Guys we have to leave NOW.

What are you talking about, we’ve been here 20 minutes. I haven’t even bagged a whore yet.

I just had a misjudged fart and I have to get these underwear in the garbage ASAP.

by A. Massey October 6, 2020

Digital Fart

When voice data backs up and suddenly releases and it sounds like chickmunks singing or you get five minutes of chat in couple seconds of time.

I forgot the flash video was open in a different tab/window and it showed everything from when it was first lost on my desktop. Like a 5 minute speech in 3 seconds resulting in a Digital Fart.

by Santadude October 20, 2008