Strict Boner

Real talk, true speak, factual information.

"Yo Eli, I just cheated on my girlfriend haha...

Wait lmao really Josh?
Yeah bro.. strict boner!"

by pippy444 February 19, 2022

Pwner Boner

A massive over-powered video game melee weapon that resembles male genitals.

Look at this noob, he's using the pwner boner (energy sword), and hasn't gotten a single kill!

by IEatSJWsForBreakfast April 15, 2015

Titty Boner

When you're nipples are fully erect.

"Honey are you cold you have titty boners".

by Bruce McAlister March 22, 2017

slow on the boner

To be "slow on the boner" is to suffer from temporary erectile dysfunction at inconvenient times, such as pre-coitus. Less commonly, the term is also applied to the refractory period.

"I was ready to go ham, but I was slow on the boner so I decided to go down on her first."

by 69thCircleofHell September 22, 2014

horror boner

when you're scared but also turned on by a situation.

dude i just found my friends moms nipple clamps, ive got such a horror boner!

by BILLIIIEIIEIEIEIEI May 25, 2016

Boner Explosion

When you get a very sudden boner

When a naked woman fell out of the sky, I got a boner explosion.

by Iliekurass June 9, 2014

outrage boner

A condition where feeling angry or upset is manufactured for the purposes of self gratification.

The man’s veiny outrage boner throbbed anytime they felt the upset about a contentious situation that they went out of their way to put themselves in.

by possiblyben February 23, 2019