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Ate half of the asshole

Having not taken full advantage of an opportunity, especially when the opportunity was rare and/or cherished.
John: "Did you notice that Derrick spent most of the time in Hawaii on Facebook?"
Steve: "Yeah, he really ate half of the asshole on that one"
John: "Excuse me?"
by Is that so? May 13, 2019
mugGet the Ate half of the assholemug.
Can be a noun and verb bass upon context.
The act of your asshole uncontrollably quivering to hold back an explosive, juicy, wet, diarrhea-filled colon. The reason it is quivering is usually from extreme beer drinking and not wanting to hit the bathroom until the last minute. Or, when you first get up in the morning and you just have to hold the quivering back until you just can’t wait any longer.
Man, that chick at the party was hot. We had several rounds of beer and our conversations we going great but I had to break away to hit the bathroom because my asshole was sucking buttermilk and I just could not hold it any longer!
by Texas Shithouse Poet August 12, 2019
mugGet the Asshole was sucking buttermilkmug.

Shit in my asshole

When doing a threesome have someone open your ass and when they do scream “SHIT IN MY ASSHOLE” while the other one proceeds to shit in your asshole
SHIT IN MY ASSHOLE SELINA GOMEZ
by Niggajuic May 2, 2019
mugGet the Shit in my assholemug.

like an asshole with teeth

A phrase describing how some peoples’ mouths are so surprisingly similar in appearance to an anus that it merits its own special phrase.
After analyzing hundreds of pictures of the Grabber in Chief, it was more than notable that his mouth looks exactly like an asshole with teeth.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2023
mugGet the like an asshole with teethmug.

Pop Goes The Asshole

When you stick a balloon in someone's asshole, and blow into it until it pops.
Liza and I played a sweet game of Pop Goes The Asshole last weekend, it was so hot!
by skiddleywhiffers August 27, 2016
mugGet the Pop Goes The Assholemug.

Urban Dictionary Asshole

Person 1: What an intelligently written and clever definition. *thumbs down* LOLOLOLOL.

Person 2: You're an Urban Dictionary Asshole.
by Tubbyman October 24, 2010
mugGet the Urban Dictionary Assholemug.

retarded fucking assholes

complete fucking douchebags

see words guitar.com and misc etc.
misc tards are dumber than a fat retard playin in his own shit
by I AM GHANDI April 19, 2004
mugGet the retarded fucking assholesmug.

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