Air-off the turd

When you almost have to shit and you have gas. The air passing over your turd spreading the shitty smell as you fart.

Commonly referenced to when walking past a row or porta-johns at a concert in the middle of summer.

What the F#ck is that smell? Did you shit your pants?!?!! -No...I just had to "Air-off the turd".

by TheSaltyScout December 21, 2017

Airing out the kids

Male) To spread your legs in such a manner that you essentially "air out" your balls or "kids"

Female) To spread your arms so that you can air out your boobs

"Why are your legs spread so far?"
"Ahhh, just airing out the kids"

by Xenocideplayer December 7, 2018

Hot Air Balloon

A Hot Air Balloon is a sexual act involving two partners. One partner, the "balloon", prepares for the act a day before by eating foods that contain high concentrations of fiber and dairy. For best results, the balloon should avoid defecation until the next day when the Hot Air Balloon is to be performed. When both partners are ready for the Hot Air Balloon, the balloon positions his/her anus directly above the other partner, or the "ballooner". The ballooner opens his/her mouth to take a full load of feces from the balloon. Without swallowing or spilling any of the (most likely very liquid) feces, the ballooner must then blow up the balloon. That is to say, he/she must blow the hot liquidy feces back into the balloon's ass.

1: "Taco Bell tonight?"
2: "Sure, just hold it in so we can Hot Air Balloon, tomorrow!"

by bootthescoot November 10, 2020

Kentland Air Raid

When a group of volunteer firemen stand around a table masturbating and ejaculate on a junior volunteer fireman who is laying on the table.

“Did you and Maine go to the tick house last night?”

“Yea it was awesome we did a Kentland Air Raid to Tommy”

by jpsutton July 15, 2022

the air fryer effect

when you get an air fryer during your junior year of college and gain 30 pounds within 2 semesters because it is now more convenient than ever to make pizza rolls at midnight.

“damn, what happened to that girl? she used to be so fine?”

“it’s the air fryer effect.”

by airfryervictim123 July 15, 2023

air force pilot

the hardest working most badass people you will ever meet that work play and even die hard

Girl; I fly for fun
Pilot; i fly for money

Air force pilot; I fly so u can fly and not die

by grahamcrackergc6 December 3, 2020

mad air jump

When you swing back and forth on a swing then on your final swing out you release and propel your body forward and away and try to retain your balance as you land on the ground.

Crazy Johnny did a mad air jump off the swing and when he landed on his conchy joe butt.

by conchy joe April 30, 2014