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walking like a penguin

The walk, or waddle, one does as a huge shit is approaching which has come on without a solid release plan causing them to clinch they butt cheeks and seek the closest toilet for evacuation.
Luke sure had a rough day at school today. Poor kid was locked out of the bathroom in the gym, so everyone was cracking up as he was walking like a penguin back to class to use the crapper there. I think I heard a shart fart as he crossed the playground.
by the comand'r October 10, 2016
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walk bang

a guy bangs a girl while walking
oh wow a walk bang, i haven't had one of those
by poperry00 January 19, 2004
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walking like an angler

When you're so high that you start walking about like a retard, as if you're limping or can't walk properly. Many people experience this after several bowls of real good weed. Before walking like an angler, your legs feel tingly and twitch as well. Once the high settles in, and you're fucked out of your mind... you're walking like an angler
Boy 1: OMG. I am so high, I'm starting to walk like an angler! This is so fucked I cant even walk correctly.

Boy 2: Dude It's like I've been shot in the legs. I feel and probably look like a complete retard right now

Boy 1: Wanna smoke more?

Boy 2: Definitely.

Boy 3: I'm walking like an angler too! Does anyone feel as if you're really fat and need a walker to help you walk?

Boy 2: Dude, you're messed up.
by alexandah May 5, 2010
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Cryp walking

Showing of your gang signgs or it can
be a party dance move......
well you start of by bouncing with your 2 feet then heal toe both feet then start moving forward turn round 2 time

to finish of bounc to the left then move to right and finish of with a spin
by Shaun November 28, 2003
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walk ten to two

The term used to describe the manner of walking with one's feet pointed in an outward direction rather than straight on.The opposite of pigeon toed.
Carl's lifelong habit was to walk ten to two.
by sheila in the car January 27, 2010
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Pimp Walk

visiting all the charity shops in one street in quick succession, often bumping into other pimpwalkpilgrims.
"let's do the Pimp Walk!"
by lokizwo January 24, 2005
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Wal-Mart walk

The pace at which people walk once inside a Wal-Mart store. It is EXTREMELY slow. Often accompanied by stopping in the middle of an aisle for no fathomable reason. If a person were to Wal-Mart walk around the circumference of the globe, it would take 65,782 years to traverse.
All I had to get at Wal-Mart was one bag of dog food, but because I got stuck behind someone doing the Wal-Mart walk, it took me three hours to get out of the store.
by El Duce October 8, 2004
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