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hera the cat

a small ferocious animal wants to sleep in a warm place always... kills for food and anyone that messes with her... if your cats name is hera it will be the softest warmest cat ever
hey dude whats your cats name
hera the cat
awe man can i spend the night
by dhoulmagus June 27, 2018
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Nappy Cat

Dude 1-"damn jailyn got a hairy ass pussy"
Dude 2-"bro you mean a nappy cat?"
by Shroom77 November 8, 2019
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cat geesus

a smol cat who gets shook and sleep alot. he is a precious bean
Kaori: omg kokichi your cat is so cute

Kokichi: ikr cat geesus is amazing
by Kaori-2009 July 23, 2020
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Cat envy

A vehement desire to be a cat due to:
(1) a belief in superiority of cat kind or
(2) the capacity to piss all over humans (cat owner/carer) and get away with it on the grounds of extreme cuteness or
(3) a more simplistic admission of similarities in behaviour/attitude
Dude I think she wished she was a cat everyday. Girl's got a serious case of cat envy!
by Boiling Kettle May 8, 2016
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Alligator Cat

Dude: Look out Alligator Cat
Duddet: Oh thanks I wonder what the hissing was
by God_Of_Femboys December 20, 2020
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sneep cat

The notorious ripoff of snoop dog who does coke and sings about Apples.
Bruh 1: "Hey, do you listen to sneep cat?

Bruh 2: "idk what music you've been listening to man"
by ASFZH August 19, 2021
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shredding the cat

To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.
Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.
by Loweena November 1, 2017
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