hera the cat

a small ferocious animal wants to sleep in a warm place always... kills for food and anyone that messes with her... if your cats name is hera it will be the softest warmest cat ever

hey dude whats your cats name
hera the cat
awe man can i spend the night

by dhoulmagus June 27, 2018

Nappy Cat

When a girl has a hairy ass pussy

Dude 1-"damn jailyn got a hairy ass pussy"
Dude 2-"bro you mean a nappy cat?"

by Shroom77 November 8, 2019

cat geesus

a smol cat who gets shook and sleep alot. he is a precious bean

Kaori: omg kokichi your cat is so cute

Kokichi: ikr cat geesus is amazing

by Kaori-2009 July 23, 2020

Cat envy

A vehement desire to be a cat due to:
(1) a belief in superiority of cat kind or
(2) the capacity to piss all over humans (cat owner/carer) and get away with it on the grounds of extreme cuteness or
(3) a more simplistic admission of similarities in behaviour/attitude

Dude I think she wished she was a cat everyday. Girl's got a serious case of cat envy!

by Boiling Kettle May 8, 2016

Alligator Cat

A cooler name for an opossum

Dude: Look out Alligator Cat
Duddet: Oh thanks I wonder what the hissing was

by God_Of_Femboys December 20, 2020

sneep cat

The notorious ripoff of snoop dog who does coke and sings about Apples.

Bruh 1: "Hey, do you listen to sneep cat?

Bruh 2: "idk what music you've been listening to man"

by ASFZH August 19, 2021

shredding the cat

To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.

Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.

by Loweena November 1, 2017