fish sandwich

you follow a girl home, and when she goes inside her house, knock on the door and when she answers, punch her in the nose and knock her out. then you rub her vaginal fluids on her face, then you cum on her face so you got the ketchup, fish, and the mayonnaise

my girlfriend was being a pussy last night, so i followed her home and gave her a fish sandwich

by pastoolio November 12, 2007

Bread Sandwich

term for a man/woman/significant other who is physically attractive, but there is very little that interests you on the inside.

"Hey, what do you think of that girl Amy?"

"She's hot, but not my type."

"Why?"

"She's a bread sandwich."

by Dyleon69 May 20, 2010

Fart Sandwich

A bar shot made with vodka, sweet vermouth, and 2 tootsie rolls.

Give me a lager on draft, and a fart sandwich.

by dickfitzentite March 16, 2010

Sex Sandwich

The process of having a really delicious sandwich and before you take the first bite, shoving your cock inside it.

I fucked that sandwich and it was good. I love having a sex sandwich.

by junglejoe111 April 20, 2015

slap sandwich

A double onehanded slap to the face with an open hand. You administer it in on motion, first forehand and then a backhand. It has to be two slaps, hence the sandwich.

oOOoo did you see how vegeta slap sandwiched goku?

by slapmaster69 January 12, 2011

D-Sandwich

Someone who is being hit from the front, and the back at the same time.

Bro, I heard that girl was made into a D-sandwich last night.

by Tanman1232 January 19, 2019

Choke Sandwich

A Sandwich with very thick fillings. Usually the term is reserved for peanut butter. Apply the peanut butter too thick, and you will definitely choke while trying to swallow.

I hope you have something to drink with that choke sandwich .

by B4real August 30, 2018