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Jordan

Amazing husband with a unique personality that has such a perfect life ahead of him with his wife that he is not going to throw away because he promised he would stay
“Jordan is amazinggg
by Ihopethisnameisnotused November 30, 2021
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Jordans will be your greatest haters. You cant have anything nice if you have a Jordan in your life. If you are lucky they are funny sometimes.
Sorry I cant have anything nice I know a Jordan
by NicknameName February 24, 2025
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An absolute nigger faggot with puffy hair and he is super tall. White like mayo and trash at fortnite
That Jordan guy's gf is a total muslim. She stanky
by Morosis999 April 1, 2022
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Somebody who gets in your head for absolutely no reason at all. Isn’t super good at communicating. Of course he’s quite flirty, but it’s difficult to know what Jordan truly wants and feels.
Oh hi Jordan
by Exactly who you think this is. October 17, 2023
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Jordan Teixeira

My amazingly hot sexy husband....13 years younger and knows how to please his wife....over and over ....bad temper but it's kinda hot...tbh👿 hella sexy when he is playing games or Pokemon with our son...little bit of a asshole...but I'm kinda a bitch so it's a fair trade ....only man who knows how to handle me😘😘

MY DADDY 💋💋
ALSO YES HE HAS A HUGE DICK BUT IT'S MINE SO DONT FUCKING TOUCH......
by Mrs.JessicaAnnTeixeira October 16, 2020
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Jordan Faris

A loving woman from York, SC who any man would be lucky to have
I am so in love with Jordan Faris,
by stowe123 February 9, 2010
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Jordan has the biggest weiner in all of history, and yes you guessed it it’s even better than Maikas. They’re dick is so massive women bow down and praise the all powerful Jordan
Wow dude do you know Jordan right?

Oh yeah! Jordan! The person with the massive dick
by NotJordanshh December 9, 2021
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