crowd farting

The act of walking into a group of strangers and dropping a particularly heinous fart, especially humorous when done on an elevator; usually done as a vacation activity.

Example 1:
Jessica: Why's it smell like dead bodies on the elevator?

Terrence: Alex and I were dropping crowd farts the whole way up.

Example 2:
Jon: Why are you drinking all that milk before the concert?

Chris: I'm going to try to set a crowd farting world record.

by MidBoss June 6, 2012

ISIS Fart

When you fart and take credit for it.

Joe : Aw man that fart felt great
Bob: He just had an ISIS Fart.

by warwagon1979 November 8, 2017

fart omelet

That odd fart in the morning that smells a bit like breakfast omelet. Its uncomfortable for he who smelt it dealt it to deal with the worrisome fact that it makes them hungry. A shameful feeling of woe generally sets in but the satisfaction soon ensues because it smelled like a good idea for breakfast.

After having a steak burrito, beer, and siracha shooters the night before, Tom awoke in his bed. He farted and it smelled like a morning omlete dropped into the mouth of the port o potty. He was disgusted. But relevied to know, he was goning to start the morning right with a omelet. A dream of tue fart omelet now was a reality.

by Mr. Nate December 1, 2014

glory fart

When an orgasm is so intense that all the gasses you have pent up in your ass come pouring out in a release of magnificent and noble flatulence.

I was stressing all day but when I blew a load in Jill I let out the most satisfying glory fart of all time.

by Steeple Dave March 12, 2016

Misjudged Fart

A bout of intestinal discomfort masquerading as a fart. The owner attempts the release of said discomfort, in some severe cases even forces it out, and anticipates the typical flatulent. With a misjudged fart, the result actually ends up being an ejection of fecal matter.

Guys we have to leave NOW.

What are you talking about, we’ve been here 20 minutes. I haven’t even bagged a whore yet.

I just had a misjudged fart and I have to get these underwear in the garbage ASAP.

by A. Massey October 6, 2020

Swagger Fart

Being awesome enough that when you fart, it sounds like the music from the old spice swagger commercial.

That guy is so ballin, he has swagger farts.

by Sykosquril December 30, 2012

Digital Fart

When voice data backs up and suddenly releases and it sounds like chickmunks singing or you get five minutes of chat in couple seconds of time.

I forgot the flash video was open in a different tab/window and it showed everything from when it was first lost on my desktop. Like a 5 minute speech in 3 seconds resulting in a Digital Fart.

by Santadude October 20, 2008