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douchebagitus 

A contagious form of douchebaggery where a person you hang around with is such a douchebag, it rubs off on others where they too become douchebags.
I must have douchebagitus because my friends were decent when I met them. Now they are all douchesniffers.
douchebagitus by jon.o April 13, 2010

Douchebaggery 

A noun that describes someone as being a douche bag. Rather than simply calling someone a douche bag, this word allows for a description of the way and level in which they are one.

See also douchebagurelle
The level of douchebaggery that you have reached is unbelievable.

Did you see the disgusting douchebaggery that that guy was pulling at the party?
Douchebaggery by Dictionarial August 16, 2009
!. a word used to describe an individual of the male gender who by all outward appearances, tries way too hard either to be cool or to exhibit a particular stereotype, or tries to use a certain hooby to make themselves more attractive to women but does not make any money off of said activity. This includes but is not limited to, bleached hair, surfer hair, tattos, muscle cars, lifted trucks, facial piercings, frequent lies, chest bumping, cock waving,fauhawks, muscle flexing, expensive sunglasses, european cars, Sports jersies, single color outfits, sports apparel, cowboy hats, trucker hats, black eyeliner, bangs covering half the face, tight pants on guys with no ass, skateboarding and sagging.
hey whats up with the guy in the mustang?

Who the guy with the expensive sunglasses and teh frosted tips

yea whats his deal?

i dont know just some fucking douchebag.
douchebag by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

Undercover douchebag 

someone who is not meaning to be a douche bag but is. This person usually hears a story and braggs about how his life is going so well.
Dude, did you hear what Scott said after Frank told him that his girlfriend broke up with him?
Yea dude. Scott was totally being an undercover douchebag
Undercover douchebag by mytheral February 12, 2010

douchetag 

(1) any number of bluetooth headset devices; esp. one worn constantly.
(2) tracking device used by anthropologists to study the habits of douches. Used since 2003 in a very successful catch and release program.
I knew what kinda guy we were dealing with as soon as I saw the douchetag.
douchetag by DbG. January 13, 2009

Douchebaggy behavior 

behaving like a douchebag.
idiotic behavior.
behaving in "asheghane" manner. (ashegh in farsi is a person who has lost himself and behaves in douchy manner).
behaving like chanty.
behaving like Ahmadinejad
douchebaggy behavior is to behave like Ahmadinejad.
Douchebaggy behavior by Arshopetrix September 19, 2009