Japanese cream puff

The act of ejaculating on the face of a person who is about to have an orgasm.

Dude, he was hiding in the closet jerking off and then he ran out and gave me a Japanese cream puff!

by badmammojamma October 25, 2015

Dad’s Cream Soda

A drink that comes in a long tube-like bottle that only comes out if you squeeze the jelly substance out.

Girl: I love dad’s cream soda.

Gay Man: I do too!

Straight Man: NASTY!

by Vaporing May 23, 2019

ice cream flop

The fucking of an ice cream cone when it softens on a hot summer day.

It was so hot yesterday that my ice cream started to melt, so naturally I performed the ice cream flop! My balls never felt smoother!

by Kevin Wolfe March 1, 2017

Cream WAP Lure

A woman who waits in the woods with her creamy WAP exposed to lure eligible bachelors to their untimely demise.

"Damn bro, did you hear about Terry? I heard that bitch from 6th street got him with her cream WAP lure. We better pour one out for the homie."

by Quiet Swami December 30, 2020

Cream corn delight

When one partner gives another male partner a blow job with a mouth full of corn until he ejaculates in their mouth

My girlfriend and I made cream corn delight for dinner tonight.

by J&jTwo November 22, 2011

ice cream challenge

An internet challenge where people secretly take the lid off ice cream cartons, lick the ice cream, and put the lid back on.

I saw some teens doing the ice cream challenge, and now an unsuspecting customer might get germs.

by NoStockingz August 27, 2019

Neapolitan ice cream

A white woman with dyed red hair who's carpet doesn't match her drapes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Example 1-

Guy: so, does the carpet match the drapes?
Girl: no?
Guy: nice, like Neapolitan ice cream *points and winks*

Example 2-
Guy 1 : I banged this redhead last night but her bush was brown, I call that shit neapolitan ice cream.
Guy 2: damn bro, that's clever

by EvilGelatine03 October 27, 2022