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Get the ball and chill mug.Scott wasn’t happy at work today. This morning his wife started giving him oral sex but she stopped before finishing the job because he had balloon balls.
by Fat Sticks August 1, 2023
Get the Balloon balls mug.The most ravenous form of thirst known to man caused by such extreme dehydration that one's scrotum and testicles cannot possibly sweat any more and may even start to shrivel.
Guy 1: Dood, I've been running from my crazy ex girlfriend all day in the hot sun and I finally shook her..., am I ever balls thirsty!!
Guy 2: Shit bruh, stay right there, I'll go get you the biggest water bottle I can find!
Guy 2: Shit bruh, stay right there, I'll go get you the biggest water bottle I can find!
by Waterman73 April 27, 2015
Get the Balls Thirsty mug.When your partner gives you a tug Job by first reaching under the scrotum, scooping the ball sack between the thumb and index finger, then reaching upward and grasping the cock in the same manner. Both the cock and balls are rhythmically jerked up and down at the same time to orgasm. A soft, saggy scrotum works best.
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John: "If I don't get this deal to close by the end of the month, I am going to lose my job!"
Brian: "Man, sounds like you really are balls in a blender."
Brian: "Man, sounds like you really are balls in a blender."
by Feel The Rush March 28, 2010
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